ties.

hello again, blogging boys and babes.

it's been a while, and i don't like that. but, at the same time, i have a raging headache and staring at this giant glowy computer screen sure isn't helping. i need to go to bed. but, i want to post. therefore...here's another something i wrote a while ago for my english class. maybe you'll find it interesting. i dunno.


ties...

such an odd article of clothing if you think about it. the other day, i was watching a delightful music video ("weapon of choice" --fatboy slim. watch it!!) in which christopher walken is dressed in a nice 3-piece suit, tie and all. and as i was enjoying this video, i began noticing his tie swinging around as he was dancing and thought, "where the grunt did ties come from?" they're so weird! just a random strip of fabric, decorations varying according to personality, and they're usually worn when you mean to dress nice. when did that happen?? why do ties mean that you're dressed nice? it's just a strip of fabric. usually random strips of fabric tied around body parts means that you're a bum and don't have any other clothes. and why do you have to tie them a certain way? who actually came out and said, "hey world, this is how you tie a tie. any other way is wrong." why'd he do that? was he actually trying to frustrate adolescent boys (and men. hee hee) who are just learning? cause that's pretty mean. and weird. just like ties. ties are really weird.


yeah, not the best. but it's something.

meanwhile, for your boredom buster of the day, i suggest you watch that music video.


also, go here:

http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf


that makes me laugh every time i see it. without fail. sooooo...i hope you enjoy it as much as i did.

party on, dudes. i'm going to bed. and praying that i will not wake up in the middle of the night with such severe nasal congestion that i cannot breathe (as i did last night...and the night before...)

yes. i have a wretched cold. and i don't understand it!!! on one hand, it's amazing to see just how much snot the body can produce, because sometimes i forget. on the other, how in the stinking heck can one nostril be totally and completely clogged while the other won't stop running????? on one side, i have hoover dam. and on the other, NIAGRA FALLS!!! really, where's the logic in that???
yes, for a limited time only (i hope), you can experience all this chaos and more!! right in the middle of my face.

phooey.

now i really am going to bed this time. i promise.